Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Issue: 145   Editor: Shaktoolik


The Craven Crewspot. iLuMP

Earlier this week, one certain crew spot grabbed a lot of attention as it continuously went through a change of ownership. To begin with, Yakuza obtained the spot, however one member betrayed the crew's trust and insided it. We contacted the culprit, BrownPaperBagMoney, and quickly questioned him on why he decided to inside Yakuza and form The Monarchy Bootcamp.

The Buzz began asking BrownPaperBagMoney why he chose to inside Yakuza. He replied, “I didn’t like the noob version of Yakuza.” We followed this up by asking how much the whole parade cost in terms of money and bullets. “I don’t know, enough,” he solemnly responded. Next, we inquired into his plans with the crew spot. BrownPaperBagMoney simply replied, “I don’t know really!” We finished this short interview by asking if we could expect any action. “I guess so...,” he said.

Although it wasn’t in the fashion BrownPaperBagMoney had hoped, there certainly was more controversy surrounding the crew spot in question as The Monarchy was removed from the stats as quickly as it gained the spot, leaving iBoss993 to form a new crew named The Inbetweeners. We caught up with the new crew boss and asked him to some questions.
“The crew was dropped into the usual system by The Monarchy Bootcamp. I saw an opportunity and bought a new crew onto the stats,” iBoss993 said. After this response, we asked if the crew was for sale, or if it was there for the long term. “If I get a decent offer for the crew, but if not then it is,” said iBoss993, who the added, “however at the moment I’m trying to figure out whether to stay or not, because it could be so damn fun!” iBoss993 also decided to take the time to inform us into why the crew was called The Inbetweeners. “Have you ever heard of the UK television program The Inbetweeners? It’s very funny,” he revealed.

The Inbetweeners also didn’t last very long, as someone saw a business opportunity and shot for the crew, before selling it on to 23rd Gunslinger Co. We caught up with FunkSoRamma and asked him some questions. We began the interview by asking him how he obtained the spot. “A member of mine shot for it, and was going to sell it. I contacted him and here we are,” he explained. The Buzz then asked if the 23rd was recruiting. “We are not recruiting at the moment,” he said, before adding, “only previous members for the time being.” We then wanted to know if we should expect any action from the spot, or will it be a peaceful crew? “We will do what we always have done. The enforcer of old school ways and a haven for those who are. We stand up for the little man and we are a crew that fights when nobody else will. Nothing will compromise that. We don’t plan to start anything, but we will finish it; as we have in the past,” FunkSoRamma told us. The Buzz finished the interview by asking if FunkSoRamma had any other comments. “Were back, don’t like it? Do something about it,” he challenged.

So will the spot continue to change between management? Will there be retaliation for any of the attacks on the crews which did have the spot previously? Stay tuned to find out.