If you’ve never seen Inside the Actors Studio then you won’t know that it’s an American chat show. Well, we’ve already got a chat show style interview weekly, but at the end of every interview, the host, James Lipton, will ask the same series of questions. I’m ripping off these questions to get some random insight into our community. When ripping off this show, I’ll interview three or four people each week.
So, first up is Keatseh:
What is your favourite word?
Touché - just like the sound of it!
What is your least favourite word?
Whom - Correct grammar or not it just sounds stupid!
What turns you on?
Women - Because I’m straight.
What turns you off?
Men - Because I’m not gay.
What sound or noise do you love?
Muscle cars - love the roar.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Scooters - Surely that needs no explanation they sound fucking horrible.
What is your favourite curse word?
Fuck - I must say it about 100 times a day.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Dole dosser - I've always worked, would be nice to do absolutely fuck all for a change.
What profession would you not like to do?
Solider - Fuck getting shot at for political reasons.
What superpower would you most like to have?
Immortal - Well, i would never die!
Next is Sp0k3y:
What is your favourite word?
Noodles - Love noodles, best damn thing ever made; best word for the best food!
What is your least favourite word?
Cunt - It’s just a horrible word when used in any sense.
What turns you on?
Boobies – They’re just amazing and make awesome pillows.
What turns you off?
Feet – They’re just disgusting and how people can have a foot fetish is beyond my understanding.
What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of a microwave ping, because it means noodles are ready!
What sound or noise do you hate?
High pitched whistles or girl screams so fucking annoying gives me a damn headache.
What is your favourite curse word?
Wanker – as in the referee's a wanker, because 9/10 he is a bias fucking wanker.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
F1 Driver – hands down I’d love to do that for a job.
What profession would you not like to do?
Bin Man – couldn't deal with that smell would make me sick.
What superpower would you most like to have?
I’d like the power off the film jumper the ability to teleport anywhere is just awesome. Especially when I want to go get takeout!
Here goes DELT:
What is your favourite word?
Beer – I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do I prefer beer.
What is your least favourite word?
Anything quoted from the TV show "Jersey Shore".
What turns you on?
Well that list could go on for miles, but at the moment it's the fact that girls are starting to wear skirts to school again. It's an extra incentive needed to not sleep in and ditch.
What turns you off?
Girls with bad teeth.
What sound or noise do you love?
The cheers of fans at a professional football game. And by that I mean American football not soccer, just to clarify. Shout out to my Chicago Bears.
What sound or noise do you hate?
At the moment, the horribly loud and obnoxious sound emitted by my alarm clock.
What is your favourite curse word?
Fuck – That was the easiest fuckin' question yet. Also, I love Dane Cook's parody on the word. I encourage everybody to look it up if they haven't heard it.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Well, I'm a college student so I'm not really sure if that counts as a profession. But besides being a student, I would love to try and be a professional poker player. Only problem is my ramen noodle college budget doesn't help with this.
What profession would you not like to do?
Starbucks employee – They have to wake up way too early.
What superpower would you most like to have?
The power to make BSF2000 fix bugs and update Bootleggers.
And last but not least, cbarnett:
What is your favourite word?
No. it’s not necessarily my favourite word more like the word I use most.
What is your least favourite word?
Reem. I can’t stand this word, to this day I still don’t really have any idea what it means, all I know is I hate it!
What turns you on?
A switch.
What turns you off?
Arrogance, it’s something I have never found attractive in anyone. That and really bad teeth!
What sound or noise do you love?
Acoustic music well most of the time anyway.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Glass smashing, it always makes me flinch!
What is your favourite curse word?
Cunt – Just because most guys don’t expect a girl to say it.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I’d love to work in a bakery, it’s something that’s completely different to what I do now (Head Receptionist) and I have a love for cake making.
What profession would you not like to do?
I’d hate to be an accountant, the money may be good but it’s one boring job!!
What superpower would you most like to have?
I’d like to be able to fly! I have no idea why I’ve always wanted that superpower!
For those of you who have watched Inside the Actors Studio then you may have noticed that I have changed a question. The final question isn’t usually about a super power; it is ‘If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?’ I thought that this might’ve been a bit of a heavy question, so I replaced it with a more light-hearted question. However, I will take the opportunity to give the answer to that question for myself:
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Richard Dawkins doesn’t exist.
I think my favourite answer of this article is DELT’s superpower. Future editions of this article might be ripping off other TV shows as well. Stay tuned.
