Afty’s TV Rip-Offs is back and doing another round of ‘Inside the Actors Studio’ questions! If you haven’t seen the show before, it’s an American interview show where, at the end of every interview, the host, James Lipton, asks a series of random questions.
First up is Rastaman:
What is your favourite word?
Dude!
What is your least favourite word?
Ok.
What turns you on?
Jennifer Aniston.
What turns you off?
AJAX and Jersey Shore.
What sound or noise do you love?
Reggae Music.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Someone who’s phone ringing every 10 seconds.
What is your favourite curse word?
Fuck.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I’m a football trainer I wanna stay like this But I always wanted to be dentist!
What profession would you not like to do?
Policeman!
What superpower would you most like to have?
Skill to play instruments.
Next up is letmelive:
What is your favourite word?
Touché because I think it sounds cool.
What is your least favourite word?
‘Bollox’ because I don't understand why people don't just write bollocks instead. 8
What turns you on?
That would be telling.
What turns you off?
Annoying, immature lads.
What sound or noise do you love?
Loud music with a lot of bass!
What sound or noise do you hate?
Burping.
What is your favourite curse word?
Twat.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Medical examiner.
What profession would you not like to do?
Teacher
What superpower would you most like to have?
Erm, be able to see/hear what people are thinking.
Following up is Ardbeg:
What is your favourite word?
Beer.
What is your least favourite word?
Work.
What turns you on?
Nice buttocks.
What turns you off?
Hair.
What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of the microwave when your food is ready.
What sound or noise do you hate?
The alarm clock early in the morning.
What is your favourite curse word?
No idea I don’t swear.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Presenter of Top gear, or maybe one of the Mythbusters.
What profession would you not like to do?
Nurse
What superpower would you most like to have?
Of course invisibility, if you could turn it on and off.
Finally, Montana is last up:
What is your favourite word?
Awesome… Because it's pure Awesome!
What is your least favourite word?
Groovy… Who the hell still says such a word? It's embarrassing just to be talking to you!
What turns you on?
Viagra! Just messing. Big boobed, big assed, tanned chicks!
What turns you off?
Body odor.
What sound or noise do you love?
Good music. And I mean anything from Hip Hop to Johnny Cash and from Fionna Apple to Borgore.
What sound or noise do you hate?
My ex-girlfriends.
What is your favourite curse word?
Sharmoota!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Other than stripping? Well I guess being a plastic surgeon would be awesome (Too much Nip/Tuck).
What profession would you not like to do?
Anything behind a desk.
What superpower would you most like to have?
Flying would be pretty awesome.
I’d like to do some more TV Rip-offs, or rather, rip off some other TV shows. Has anyone ever seen the TV show ‘Room 101’? It’s an interesting concept. It’s based on the idea from the book 1984, and basically you get the chance to nominate five items, they can be objects, animals, people, places, past experiences, anything you like, to be banished from existence and put into Room 101.
Seeing as this is for the Buzz though, of the five items, one of them must be Bootleggers related. You will have to give your suggestions, a reason for the suggestion and I’ll have to argue the case against putting it in to Room 101. If anyone is interested in taking part in this, then drop me a BM. If multiple people BM me then I’ll do multiple people in one issue, or I’ll take your info and write it up for another issue of the Buzz.
But I always wanted to be dentist!
