My TV Rip-Off column is back with another round of ‘Inside the Actor’s Studio’. If you’re unfamiliar with the show then it is an American interview show, but at the end of every interview, the host asks a series of random questions which the guests will answer without too much thought.
This week’s first guest is iAccumilator:
What is your favourite word?
Serendipity
What is your least favourite word?
Gash (In the non-injury form of the word!)
What turns you on?
Dimples
What turns you off?
Smoking
What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate?
The iPhone text alert
What is your favourite curse word?
Arsewipe - it's often just SO damned perfect!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Lawyer
What profession would you not like to do?
Flower arranging
What superpower would you most like to have?
X-ray vision
Following that is Oenomaus:
What is your favourite word?
Falafel
What is your least favourite word?
Banned
What turns you on?
Cheryl Cole & Megan Fox lezzin' off
What turns you off?
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
What sound or noise do you love?
Grrr arrrg from the end of Buffy
What sound or noise do you hate?
Fog horns
What is your favourite curse word?
Bastard
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A magician like dynamo
What profession would you not like to do?
Working in the rain
What superpower would you most like to have?
Invisibility
Next up is Morsurator:
What is your favourite word?
Ofnie! (2 words combined. Means of course)
What is your least favourite word?
Every word that has something to do with cancer
What turns you on?
Hot girls
What turns you off?
Ugly girls with hair in the wrong places
What sound or noise do you love?
A truck horn
What sound or noise do you hate?
High loud irritating noises
What is your favourite curse word?
Probably fuck or damn
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Pilot
What profession would you not like to do?
Working at a factory
What superpower would you most like to have?
Flying
Last up is craig_avfc89:
What is your favourite word?
I tend to use “You're” a lot on Bootleggers due to busting
What is your least favourite word?
I don't have a least favourite word. I just hate people that are too lazy to type in full English
What turns you on?
My girlfriend
What turns you off?
Fat people that are too lazy to exercise
What sound or noise do you love?
Listening to people screaming on the rides at the back of my house (Pleasure Beach Blackpool)
What sound or noise do you hate?
Snoring
What is your favourite curse word?
Don't have one
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Train Driver
What profession would you not like to do?
Rugby Player
What superpower would you most like to have?
One where it'll give me the winning lottery numbers
Once again, thanks to everyone for taking part. Next week I’m thinking about trying ‘Desert Island Discs’ so if there are any music fans reading this that want to get involved, let me know and you can be featured.