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My TV Rip-Off column is back with another round of ‘Inside the Actor’s Studio’. If you’re unfamiliar with the show then it is an American interview show, but at the end of every interview, the host asks a series of random questions which the guests will answer without too much thought.

This week’s first guest is iAccumilator:

What is your favourite word?
Serendipity

What is your least favourite word?
Gash (In the non-injury form of the word!)

What turns you on?
Dimples

What turns you off?
Smoking

What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter

What sound or noise do you hate?
The iPhone text alert

What is your favourite curse word?
Arsewipe - it's often just SO damned perfect!

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Lawyer

What profession would you not like to do?
Flower arranging

What superpower would you most like to have?
X-ray vision



Following that is Oenomaus:

What is your favourite word?
Falafel

What is your least favourite word?
Banned

What turns you on?
Cheryl Cole & Megan Fox lezzin' off

What turns you off?
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

What sound or noise do you love?
Grrr arrrg from the end of Buffy

What sound or noise do you hate?
Fog horns

What is your favourite curse word?
Bastard

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A magician like dynamo

What profession would you not like to do?
Working in the rain

What superpower would you most like to have?
Invisibility



Next up is Morsurator:

What is your favourite word?
Ofnie! (2 words combined. Means of course)

What is your least favourite word?
Every word that has something to do with cancer

What turns you on?
Hot girls

What turns you off?
Ugly girls with hair in the wrong places

What sound or noise do you love?
A truck horn

What sound or noise do you hate?
High loud irritating noises

What is your favourite curse word?
Probably fuck or damn

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Pilot

What profession would you not like to do?
Working at a factory

What superpower would you most like to have?
Flying



Last up is craig_avfc89:

What is your favourite word?
I tend to use “You're” a lot on Bootleggers due to busting

What is your least favourite word?
I don't have a least favourite word. I just hate people that are too lazy to type in full English

What turns you on?
My girlfriend

What turns you off?
Fat people that are too lazy to exercise

What sound or noise do you love?
Listening to people screaming on the rides at the back of my house (Pleasure Beach Blackpool)

What sound or noise do you hate?
Snoring

What is your favourite curse word?
Don't have one

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Train Driver

What profession would you not like to do?
Rugby Player

What superpower would you most like to have?
One where it'll give me the winning lottery numbers




Once again, thanks to everyone for taking part. Next week I’m thinking about trying ‘Desert Island Discs’ so if there are any music fans reading this that want to get involved, let me know and you can be featured.