So, here I am with a hijacked version of the seemingly defunct ‘Weekly Flash’ article. It’s supposed to cover things that aren’t covered by main articles, but I say ‘Boo!’ and ‘Hiss!’ to that rule. If I ignore the main stories then I’ll be writing: “A new player signed up, he put an image of a fish on his profile and challenged players to find Nemo.”
The first bit of interesting news:
• I died! I know… I know… Really?
• Axteze and Vindicta were wiped by a group calling themselves White Lotus. The most manly crew name you’re ever likely to see.
• Gangsters Sanctuary got wiped.
• The Senate got wiped.
• Xian Guards were insided from the outside. Apparently there was some sort of coup a while back and some guy said something and then someone else said something and then someone else got shot. That’s pretty much the gist of it!
• Welcome to a bunch of new crews to the stats: Axteze (welcome back), Invictus (GS (welcome back)), Vatos Locos, Bullet Woundz (welcome back), Coscas Origin, and Dirty House. Dirty House might’ve been there last week, but I didn’t notice.
• I had a beef casserole. It was bloody lovely.
Maybe I’ll be flashing you again next week if a lot has happened… or if nothing happens maybe I’ll make some stuff up.