The Bootleggers Doctors have finally diagnosed a user with Gamblitis! This is a serious condition which causes members of our community to spend all of their hard earned money gambling and becoming bankrupt on a daily basis. It is time that these poor and oppressed users are given the help they need to recover from this serious and life threatening condition! Only by stopping their payments when they beg and bump can we, as the Bootleggers community, help these poor afflicted individuals! So this is a request to all of you, if a member asks you for money please don't give it to them! If they bump your topics please don't pay them for it! If they post in the Off Topic Forum asking for free cash please don't give it to them! You are feeding their addiction and this will ultimately result in them being killed for their gambling debts!
For all of you who suffer from this condition please, fear not, for there is a cure! It involves coming onto Bootleggers every day and not gambling! Its a very hard strategy. You simply have to bank your hard earned money, stop begging and bumping topics for cash and simply enjoy what you have gained with hard earned labour! Commit Crimes, steal cars and commit OC's. Not only will you have cash to spare but you will even rank up! So please be stronger, say no to that Keno table, don't spinn that Roulette wheel and ignore that Slot machine!
For all those who cannot accept this simple cure there is now a support group! The Buzz has set up an established network of Gamblitis anonymous! This support group is open to everyone and will not tolerate trolls. We are there for each and every member who struggles with their gambling addictions. We have come up with an effective three step plan for you to receive the support you need to overcome this affliction.
The first step: you send all of your excess money to the Buzz. We will use this money to help spread the word and grow the community of support which you will need to stop gambling. We will also use this money for serious give aways where people can win big prizes! So please donate as much as you can! Enough gambling, give us your cash as we can invest it better for you! You don't even need to give much to help support the community, every dollar we receive will go out in some way or another and none of it will be going into our pockets!
The second step: Head on over to the Game Forum! There is a community of players waiting to support you and we will all stand up together and explain how long it has been since we last gambled. People will cheer and clap you for each day you manage to go without gambling as each day is a personal milestone! Also remember that for every penny we receive we will be running competitions so for every day that you didn't gamble please remember those who found this condition and are offering you support at every step of the way!
The final step: Spread the word. Tell two friends about our cure and have them send us as much money as they can afford. That way we can expand our network of dedicated helpers who will solve all of your issues as well as increase the prizes in our give aways! More people then you know are suffering from this condition and we all need help so please, spread the word!
