There was this elephant that could supposedly tell people's ages when it looked at them. A weird guy had heard about this elephant, but thought it all to be stupid. So, he flies to the mainland where this elephant is. The weird guy walks up to the trainer and says "Is this the elephant that can tell ages?" "Why, yes it is sir!" the trainer replied. "Nah, I don't believe it". With that, the trainer points to a child in the audience, asks him to stand up and let the elephant look at him. The elephant looks at the little boy, and stomps seven times. "Now young man, how old are you?". The little boy smiles and says "I'm seven years old!"
"RIGGED! REHEARSED!" yells the weird guy. "Well, why don't you pick someone out sir?" the trainer answers. "Alright elephant, how old am I?" The elephant looks at the weird guy, turns around and lets out this HUGE fart in the man's face, turns back around and stomps two times. "Oh My God!" the weird guy says. "Thats amazing! He's right! I'm FARTY TWO!"
