My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by telling you about the people I work with.
Firstly, there is this super model wannabe chick. Okay she is pretty hot, but damn she is useless. Constantly fixing her hair or make up. She is extremely self centered and has never considered the needs or wants of anyone else. She is as stupid as a box of rocks, I am surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is the complete opposite. She may be the smartest person on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on an 1-10 scale. I'm not sure she showers or trims her womanly parts. She is quite possibly a lesbian because whenever we go past a hardware shop she moans like a cat on heat.
But the jewel of the crown has to be the stoner. This guy is more than your average pot head.
In fact he is baked before he even comes to work, during and after work. He has probably never been sober before and he is only 22. He dresses like a throwback from the 1970's and everyday he brings his huge dog to work. This huge dog has to walk around half stoned from the second hand smoke.
Every day we have to make numerous stops to McDonald's and Burger King to cure their munchies.
Anyway I drive these guy around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.
