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The Weekly Joke Rob_Stark
ShyGuy dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned.

The morgue sends for his two best friends, Sky and Mika, to identify the body.

Sky arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Sky says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over, and Sky says, "Nope, ain't ShyGuy."

The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Mika in to identify the body.

Mika takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over and Mika says, "No, it ain't ShyGuy."

The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"

Mika said, "Well, ShyGuy had two a**holes."

"What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician.

"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes ShyGuy with them two a**holes.'"