Thanks, KinkyKylie for agreeing to the interview. Could you first introduce yourself to the Bootleggers community? First things first Kylie is not my real name, whether it's during the week or at the "weekend" even when freaky stuff happens in the crew bar, although i've heard she is rather petite with a very nice tight back end. My real name is David and I live in the UK, my age is something we'll gloss over for now, together with my status as ex mod and hdo.
Tight back ends are good, for any sexual orientation, right? That was a really lucky random selection if I've got myself a mod. How long have you played BL for? Tight backends are nice, but it just gives Prince even more incentive to hump. I've been around BL on and off since November 2004 and very impressive selection, but remember ex mod not mod.
Potatoe, Po-ta-to. What is your most memorable moment in your (nearly) 9 years of playing? That would probably be the "fake" fight we started in The Invisibles back in 2009 (I believe). I was Nation Don for a month and getting rather bored in the end, it was also the time when "major" crimes were part of the game so I was getting multiple messages daily from people stealing from me etc. Basically it all ended up with James/Sky shooting my n.don account, this was however at the second attempt even though I had 1% health and no protection (he has never been great with a gun), half the crew had no idea what was going on so the crew forum was a complete mess. It was really all engineered so WizardofFire could have a chance of being nation don, although his reign came to a very premature end 10 minutes after he accepted the invite.
Fast forward 24-48 hours from there and the entire crew was wiped off the stats, and for some strange reason they blamed me for that one. Mind you that might already be included in the "once upon a time" article tomorrow as I think it's roughly 4 years to the day.
Sky is crap with a gun? No wonder he's now a Moderator. Sounds like you used to have a lot of fun in The Invisibles. What is your favourite crew you've been in? Indeed it was the least I could do for the community to uhm help nominate him for hdo, so eventually he'd get the chance to host russian roulettes and finally manage to kill 5 people without too much trouble. Crew wise I would probably say The Invisibles as there was a great bond between us all and we never took things too seriously unless we absolutely had to.
Were there any players who were role models to you in the early years of the game? This is going to sound bad, but there wasn't really anyone I looked up to when I first started playing. I had a lot of friends in Prezzo Novantes (I think that's spelt right) so that was a crew I wanted to be in at the time as they all raved about it.
I think someone who can manage to become a *cough* mod *cough* without 'knowing' someone is quite an accomplishment. Off topic - but what is your favourite film? That tends to vary depending on my mood although I am a die hard fan so can normally watch those more than once.
I've never enjoyed Die Hard. If I told you I'm currently watching 'When Harry met Sally..', what would your response be? Has she faked her orgasm in the restaurant yet?
No! I like how you think about orgasms. Do you play any sports? lmao I do think about other things aswell. I do the out bit of motor racing in my spare time these days, although of late it seems I'm doing more for the British ecomony through repair bills rather than driving.
**Disclaimer - Never invite me to drive in your oc**
From what I've heard so far you are probably more accustomed to a Weapons Expert. If you were to choose between PS4 and the Xbox One what would it be? No no explosives expert, it's the closest thing we have here to a hammer so I can fix things. Not that I have one, but I would probably go for the Xbox.
Carrots or parsnips? Definately carrots I was a bunny albeit a duracel one this round already.
Chocolate or sweets? Chocolate
Boobs or butts? We started our chat off talking about a nice tight backend, but I think i'll switch to breasts in this instance.
I like your style. Thank you for your time David, one last question (well maybe two). Which mod were you? And do you think BSF2000 cares about this game? Mod wise I was KamikazeDavid, although I was only in the Elite Guard for a couple of months or so, before other commitments took over (my hdo time was a lot longer than that - however I would have gone through many accounts at that point).
Moving to the big red man, on the face of it and from what we can all see it looks as though he isn't putting the effort in people would like from him and that can be seen as not caring or having a lack of motivation. However although this is a game to us, to him it is a business so maybe he is having difficulty separating the "business/financial" side of bootleggers from the coding side we'd all love to see him working on. (I know i'm sitting on the fence with that one and you'd probably like me to be more ex mod hating on him).
To wrap things up I would like to send out an appeal to the whole bootlegger community. There is someone on this game who would really like to hear from you as he is feeling a little under-humped. If you can bring yourself do to it whether it's your first time or not please message Prince13 and ask for a good old fashioned humping, he's usually eager, willing and able to carry out all requests.
