I hate Alda! I offered him marriage and he turned me down

You people need to stop getting high effective immediately. You obviously can't spare the brain cells.

I didn't see a reasonably bacteria free life until I was already a man.

He who pays for his own wedding is doomed for eternity, it is forever the duty of the walking vagina's father to pay for her magical day and your first wedded load in her drunken mouth.

Pick up a little bag of roofies for £10. Weekly public transport ticket £18.. £28! Good for 4 girls over 4 nights.