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Maggie said



Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before;
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening;
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?;
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah;
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens;
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit;
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't;
Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder;
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it;
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?;
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you;
Rastafarian-ism: Smoke that shit;
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?
Smeagol said


we are a peaceful busting crew
Seragliozz said


Even when I am not on Bootleggers but outside, I always check if nobody from TF or MW is following me to kill/kidnap me
RandomlyKilled said


smoking is for noobs i recently got into injecting marijuanas it hits you so much more and no smell at all you should really try it
Seragliozz said



You play the game like a fag ...
Typically.
Most wanted
The Family
All you choose
To misuse
No excuse
You use bullets factory, dirty money
Typically

You should go and leave bootleggers

Cus you stock and then you die
i laugh when you cry
login then log out
Your game play drops you out
You're weak without your friends
No i won't suck your cock
I'm a dude so that's gay
Keep your penis away

You use this gameplay to much bro
You choose a strategy to be be a homo
Cus you'se shit outta luck
At this game you straight suck
Your crew page looks like to throw up

Your name is lika a comedy
You need to devise up a new strategy
Random killin , Crew wipes make you noob seriously
But i know that you'll still play the same

Cuz you kill random players.
And call your friends fags.
You live with your mom.
Your girlfriend is your palm.
In Cali, colo , NY you glitch
In the shadow like a bitch
You stock with your friends
Using bullets factory's

Someone!
Tell these noobs that
They are really playing gay

You suck at bootleggers so you have to go play bambi again
I feel bad for your mom
Shoulda had an abortion
Crystallize said


Looking for the following;

Minimum Rank: State Don
Minimum Wealth: Notoriously Rich
Minimum Gun: M1919 Browning
Minimum Protection: Caddy V16 Limousine

Must know every single member of Most Wanted. We will not tell you who they are, or if you do actually know them all.

BM Spiros if you meet these requirements!
Shinji said


Raziel said