Hi FilthyMcNasty, thanks for allowing The Buzz to interview you for this week's Behind The Name. So, can you tell the readers about yourself please? Hey how you doing. Not to sure what to say but my Real name is Tom, Im 22 from Birmingham, England. My job is a Baker. My Hobbies are football and golf.
Nice to meet you Tom. Do you mind if I call you Tom or do you prefer FilthyMcNasty? Birmingham aye? Not that far, from myself, I'm from Nottingham. Anyway, you say your a Baker? Anything you enjoy baking the most? You can call me Tom that's fine. I just enjoy making food. I was a chef when I first left school at 16 but then I got fired few years back and became a Baker. The bad thing about being a backer is I work from 9pm - 7am 6 days a week which is rather annoying but the money isn't that bad and the job its self is very easy.
What did you get fired for, if you don't mind me asking? We got fucked around twice with our pay all the staff, so me and another chef where like well lets just take the money out the til that they ow us and we got all the staff to do it thinking they wont fire us all. Come in the next day and everyone got fired haha.
Ouch, well, on the plus side, you got paid I suppose. So, why the name FilthyMcNasty? Hopefully nothing to do with your cooking or baking skills? Haha Haha no when you work in a kitchen you get an obsession of washing your hands. The name comes from Fresh prince of bel air. In one episode Ashley goes on a date with some kid and Will is there watching and he calls the kid Filthy McNasty and it just made me laugh.
Ah, I remember that episode. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I ain't seen that in a long time. OK, well, we now know where the name came from, this is where the interview gets completely random. So, you get 1 wish from a rusty old lamp, what wish would you wish for? Just one wish that is crazy I need at least 10. If where going completely unrealistic then the ability to fly.
Not a bad wish. I have a bit of an issue if you could help me, How would you get an elephant into a refrigerator? Easy, if you have ever been to a butchers warehouse some of them fridges are beast easy get some elephants in there. If your talking about a normal house fridge then you need that shrinking thing from charlie and the chocolate factory where he makes the kid tiny.
I may give that a try, seeing as this elephant is annoying the hell out of me now. And you thought it was just a random question. Anyway, If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be and why? I wish I owned an Elephant my girlfriend doesn't even want a dog so think ill have a tough time persuading her. As for office no idea i'm awful with a computers I only play games and watch films/porn.
OK, we could go in to the 'who is your favourite porn star' but will leave that, unless your gonna throw it out there anyway lol, but what movies, none porn related, do you enjoy? haha Guess we shouldn't go into porn. And my favourite film is saving private ryan, I like war films.
Seeing as you work with, or use to work with food, what's your favourite meal? Steak, chips, onion rings, mushrooms and tomatoes. Cant go wrong. Nothing special.
Suddenly, bullets started flying through the door, FilthyMcNasty took several to the back of the head and dropped to the floor. As I crouched forward, still insisting on getting this interview finished, FilthyMcNasty's spirit rose from the floor, and flew out the window, leaving his body behind. Suppose he got his one wish after all.
As I was leaving the bar and returning back to the office to write up the interview, there he was, NastyMcFilthy, the ghost of FilthyMcNasty, asking if I wanted to conclude my interview.
NastyMcFilthy, it's good to see you return, even though you do seem a little 'incomplete'. Anyway, do you care to tell me what that was about? You got blood on my new suit, but I will let you off seeing as your here, and wanting to conclude the interview. Firstly I apologies about the suit. But i'm not 100% sure why we got shot. Shinji doesn't like Around The Corner Bar which crew I was visiting I have no idea why im sure there is a story there I don't know and to be honest don't really care but I got shot and it happens so nothing more to it really.
Wrong place at the wrong time it seems. I you were a cake, seeing as your a baker, what cake would you be, and why? I would say Lemon cheese cake, but not really a real cake I suppose. But at the bakery we make this chocolate fudge cake, And if you put it in the microwave and eat it while its still hot and all the chocolate on the inside is melted it beautiful although extremely sickly if you eat to much.
That's twice during this interview that you've made me crave food, think i'm going to have to have steak and chips with onion rings and then that chocolate fudge cake for after. Any words for the community to end this interview? Not really I haven't played the game that long. Most people on here are pretty nice and that's cool. And thanks for the interview.
Tom got his one wish, and was given the ability to fly, maybe not the way he actually wanted, but a wish was a wish, maybe people should think carefully before they wish for something. Right, i'm off to get some steak and chips, with a lovely side of onion rings, before enjoying my chocolate fudge dessert.
If you would like to take part in next week's Behind The Name, and have interesting answers to random questions, please inbox me.
