Do you annoy people? Are you one who faces someone directly in their eyes in the elevator, rather than turning your back to them? Maybe you are disturbing the elevator peace because you don't have “normal” elevator behavior. Did you ever try facing the corner, squatting down and holding on acting like it's about to crash? Shut your eyes and chant "Om, om, om, om, om, om" while facing the corner of the elevator meditating. I'm sure that would turn some heads. You could always try feeding the small active creature you have in your briefcase while standing in line at the store. I wouldn't be surprised at all if you practiced your levitating and asked people how far off the ground you rose. Do you specify that your drive-through order is "to go?" Do you stomp on ketchup packets? I'm guessing you talk in a pretend robot voice and leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. You signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and I bet right now you are chewing on a pen!
While these might be some of the daily activities you practice in real life, I have to acknowledge what I've noticed you do online; trolling, ONLY TYPING IN UPPERCASE, only typing in lower case with no punctuation, or killing the same person over and over and over.... You know who you are.
Go ahead and tie jingle bells on all your clothes. You know you want to.
