|Joke's Weekly Jokes
Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
Me : ..........?
4yo : but I don't have any other feet
Me : fair enough...
Job hunting is a lot like dating, you keep putting yourself out there & keep getting rejected until one lucky day you finally just die.
Whoa whoa whoa, ladies! There's plenty of not knowing I exist to go around!
10 Facts about my relationship:
1) Oh, wait...
My girlfriend said we can't hang out tonight because she doesn't exist.
The best thing about being single is sleeping around.
You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever
The best way to impress a woman is to compliment not her body, but her ideas. For example, "Sharon, that was a great idea to wear that tight skirt!"
1 is the lonliest number.
8 is the snowmanliest number
(just an observation)
When any woman gets a little upset, sometimes a simple "calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot upset.
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
Because he's married
Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
Because, they don't have chairs.
jbear sent in:
Why were the strawberries upset?
Because they were in a jam