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Forum Quotes of the Week Joke

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Who keeps shooting my friends
TayZ said


your other friends
Bonzo said


[quote=Yaz][quote=Yaz]Great idea Yaz, such a great fucking idea mate. [/quote]

Cheers Yaz[/quote]
Don't mention it Yaz
Yaz said


[quote=Yaz][quote=Absolute][quote=Tyn]Dont worry guys I've got this. He will be dead soon[/quote]

Not if my detectives find him first.[/quote]

Already had him on search for the past 24 hours[/quote]

He paid off my private investigators. They refuse to search him
Ecivel said


[quote=Hades]Nope, last time I checked I still had my willy hangin' [/quote]

That's exactly what Lisa would say.
Toxin said


Well, that was embarrassing. Please ignore my previous post.
xmatrix said


[quote=MrMeeseeks]I ate her. [/quote]

Any heart disease yet?
xmatrix said


I've been looking at photos of kittens for hours. I had to do something manly.
MrMeeseeks said


I don't know how you escaped, but my goodness, you smell absolutely dreadful.
MrMeeseeks said


I like how there's a group of dudes sitting around watching a guy beat off
JDM said


[quote=JDM]You aren't one of the ones I was referring to. The tears and tears and tears from some of your members was something I'd be embarrassed about though.


Anyways, not trying to hijack or be a dick to those of you who were cool. Just trying to give credit to the fact that this wipe didn't result in the stuff.[/quote]

Are you autistic?
jess said



We only a pain in the ass when we giving you anal....Other then that you women do it naturally
Grobe said


You do know you can fuck her in the ass right?
Chicharito14 said


[quote=sisle]have your girl sucking on my dick like its a kit kat no time to chit chat nigga im black my gangs fightin like the holy jihad in Iraq mess with me and you get a smack or even worse ill buss my mac [/quote]

You are terrible. I never got the point of raping anyways, but this really is just sad.
BeekhuisX said


[quote=Magikarp][quote=Nordy2]I don't think you are using that meme correctly.[/quote]

i use it everywhere for some reason [/quote]

you are the 9faggotry army of cancer to the meme world... basicly it all ended cause of shitty memecasters like yall.
Otaku said