Joke, please add this to next weeks buzz as the funniest quote

[quote=JDM][quote=Browneyes][quote=Browneyes]1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila
Floor[/quote]
you like the floor?[/quote]
If I'm just sipping and chilling it's a nice whiskey. Tequila's for pounding.[/quote]
the floor lol

[quote=JDM][quote=Lakedaimon][quote=TdotV2]
Haha this guy has an obsession with the floor [/quote]
You do not know much about TI do you? [/quote]
She's inches off of it herself [/quote]
we like closets

[quote=Steenzot]Can somebody give me they gamblings odd's to hit 777 on slots & 8 numbers on keno ?

Because yesterday I got busted by somebody hitting 8 numbers in his first 30 bets

And today I got busted on my slots by somebody hitting 777 twice [/quote]
Lol, you kind of got bummed there

[quote=cycoUG][quote=cycoUG][quote=Tyn]Fuck, got OTF'd[/quote]
speaking of farmville, i need to feed my cows [/quote]
unless Tyn slaughtered them [/quote]
yeah tyn is the man

[quote=Pothead][quote=Tyn]10 minute delay guys. Gotta fiddle with my laptop[/quote]
so that's what the kids are calling it these days [/quote]
I would've been 30 seconds, not 10 minutes if that had been the case

[quote=Caboose]So, I should do nothing? Just sit on my hands? Maybe host some bust parties? [/quote]
Sometimes I sit on my hands until it gets numb and then masturbate. I call it a stranger. Have you ever given yourself a stranger?

Redhead. Nice I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

[quote=AsapRocky][quote=MrJohnson][quote=Time]No different than what's going on today, just ask Dutch Inc (TS) about the accounts of theirs that were banned leading to a crew disban...[/quote]
On a scale of 1/10, how much does it hurt when u poop?[/quote]
Nowhere near as much as it does me reading the way you spell the word "you".[/quote]
I use the letter u for you as u sounds like you.
When I'm talking 2 two of u I could also say w, as in double you.

Did you see what I did there with the two?
2 sounds like to

because it's funny

Someone say boobs?

[quote=Mason][quote=MrMeeseeks]Nostalgia just hit me like a ton of dicks.[/quote]
So whats a ton of dicks feel like, Pokey?[/quote]