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Top 5 Jokes Of The Week MrFunnyMan

Here are my 5 top jokes this week:

    1) I was looking for some lighters on eBay the other day and it found 15,000 matches.

    2) I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it.

    3) For the past twenty years, I've received a Valentine's card from the same secret admirer. So, I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.

    First my granny dies, now this?

    4) I was the only bloke in a pre-screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, but I could tell it was going to be a good film...

    The place was buzzing.

    and finally what i think its the funniest joke this week....


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