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Top 5 Jokes of The Week MrFunnyMan

I. The inventor of throat lozenges has died...

There'll be no coffin' at his funeral.

II. What is the biggest lie ever?

"Yes, I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service."

III. "Gary Glitter looking at sixteen years."

There's a first!

IV. One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by invading their personal space...

...Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say -- it ruined our bath!

V. Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Feminist: The glass is being raped.

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