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'Caboose’s homeboy' Mousalaniii named Nation Don #7 Luther

On the morning of Sunday, April 5, Mousalaniii was the seventh (and perhaps final) player to ascend to the rank of Nation Don for Round 8.

In recent days, we have seen Mousalani, the purported homeboy of Moderator Caboose — who also began playing Bootleggers sometime in 2004 — stand atop the crew structure of Dutch Inc., before ultimately handing ownership of the family back over to the infamous Dalt0n, chief coordinator of the Alliance’s most feared firing squad.

Compared to those who elaborate at length when asked to weigh in on their opinions, the mysterious Mousalani has proven to be a man of very few words. His interactions with Buzz correspondents thus far have consisted of mostly two-to-three word responses.

“Feels good to be here finally,” he said, shortly after his promotion. Mousalani characterized the timing of the reset relative to his promotion as “Suck xD.”

When asked whether he plans to retain the Nation Don position for the remainder of the round, or if he plans to do something fun soon, Mousalani expressed uncertainty with a giggle.

“I don’t read Buzz much,” he remarked on March 29th. “I don’t give an fock if you use an (Beauford) in my oc lol. But you look newb stealing from crews xD," he explained to the Buzz's very own Duesenburglar, who uncovered that Mousalani keeps many 0 percent damaged Beaufords on deck, but apparenty zero Duesenbergs!

In his role as a leading member of Dutch Inc. and its apparent subsidiary, Fortis et Libre, Mousalaniii has shot over 1,000,000 bullets according to his profile awards.

While I was unable to reach Mousalani for further comment on the matter, thankfully I was able to reach Moderator Caboose for an explanation of the curious 300x300 image displayed on Mousalani’s profile, which reads “Mousalani is my homeboy” signed “xoxo Caboose.”

“The picture in question was an award from a dice game I did before I became a mod, in fact several players have similar pictures,” Caboose remarked.