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FREELANCE: Sitting in the Bootlegger's Jail... JJJameson

So you find yourself stuck there. Don't worry help is on the way....well....maybe.

A sensitive player sees you and says, "I feel for you there." so you wait...

A judgemental player sees you and says, "You must have been really bad and got what you deserved." so you wait...

A math player sees you and says, "Let me calculate how to get you out." so you wait...

A Buzz Writer sees you and asks, "Can I do a story about you?" umm...so you wait...

A Crewboss sees you and asks, "Are you paying your crew taxes in there?" ugh...so you wait...

An optimistic player sees you and says, "Things could be worse." so you wait...

A pessimistic player sees you and says, "Things WILL get worse." omg...so you wait...

A colorful player sees you and says, "I can tell you how to decorate that cell!" lol...so you wait...

An engineer player sees you and says, "That cell is 14 feet wide, 15 feet across." erm...so you wait...

A psychologist player sees you and asks, "How does this make you feel?" so...so...you wait...

A self-pittying player sees you and says, "You think you have it bad? You should have seen my cell!" still waiting...

But then a friend sees you, busts you out and says, "Damn that was fun! Let's do it again." and the story starts over!!


Submitted by an Anonymous Writer.