Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
Issue: 114   Editor: Mikamon


Ice's Spot Seized by Winter Hill Gang iSmurf

Only a couple of weeks ago, the Buzz congratulated Ice on their new crew spot. Now, however, it seems this spot was in popular demand as it switched hands twice in only a day. “Winter Hill Gang is behind the shootings," is what we were told and we wanted to get down to the nit and grit of it all to find out the truth.

Despite Winter Hill Gang being behind the take-over, they were still surprised to find it drop into some unexpected players hands, “We did not expect someone (iShagWell) to outrun us in picking up the crewspot when Ice was dropped,” and went onto say, “but it didn’t turn out to be problematic.” As the red flag of the Winter Hill Gang takes it’s seat once more on the stats, the Buzz delves further into the take-over in our interview with ProfTolkien.

The Buzz firstly asked ProfTolkien why Winter Hill Gang chose to attack Ice, rather than the other 14 crews available to him, to which he replied, “we needed a spot, and many other crews were home to friends. Ice was not, and was a crew with relatively few boss+ accounts so it became an easy target.” He continued after we asked how many bullets, in total, were used, “Nothing impressive, about 500k bullets (bought from Bullet Factories).” ProfTolkien then went onto say that there were also, “a few hundred points for traveling and jail bailing.”

ProfTolkien denied talk about the Winter Hill Gang declining a State Don invite, saying that, “It’s just a rumour.” When asked about how the shooters found the new kill feature to be compared to the old, ProfTolkien responded, “I like the way you can shoot without being sure whether the target is in the correct state, some randomness is fine.” Although, went on to add, “The time a shootout takes could be cut in half in my opinion, though."

As the interview drew to an end, the Buzz asked ProfTolkien if there was anything else he or Winter Hill Gang would like to add, he replied, “We all want to thank Lake, as his sexyness has saved us on countless occasions.” ProfTolkien left us with words for forgiveness and acceptance of their actions, “Also, our apologies for any collateral damage it may have caused.”