Sunday, July 11th, 2010
Issue: 36   Editor: HowlingMadMika


Profile Reviews MarlonBrando
Well, a whole week without a review insight. You must be desperate for some good, old fashioned, profile reviewing. Are you? Well you don’t get a choice. We’re only messing, of course you get a choice, its just not a valid one. Okay we will stop now. This week we have two people to review: HalfPintCrazyBtch and bluprintzv2 are the lucky ones; they get an all expenses paid profile review, complimentary of the Buzz. . Will they score high or will they crash out with a nice 1/10? Lets find out, HalfPintCrazyBtch is up first.

HalfPintCrazyBtch
Pictures
Well, we first went onto HPCB’s profile and were greeted by a nice, cool car. A car of which HPCB told us, “the car is my dream car.” It is a great picture that really isn’t too hard to look at. It’s a nice cool blue and iis a good picture all round. A small bit of scrolling and another picture grabbed our attention, it was a picture of a baby on a wall. A baby on a wall? Well, we asked HPCB what it was all about. She said, “the pic with the baby on the building is Pothead and I's two week old son.” Congratulations are in order, and we at the Buzz wish you good luck. As for the three smaller pictures, all three are a picture to match the widescreen. A little disappointing on the lack of variation, but we will live.

Music
HPCB has no music on her profile and her reasons as she told us are, “two reasons, 1 being i dont know how to do it, and 2 being it would be really hard for me to choose ONE song as i love so many songs.” So another little disappointment, but we suppose we can forgive you as you did give a reason. Hopefully we can hear some music in the future?

Writing
There is a little bit of writing on HPCB’s profile, most of it is little messages from other players about busts. Players such as old Nation Don, ShadowSpawncan, can be found on the profile. There is also a few lyrics from a song that HPCB told us, “one of my favorite songs states "throught the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone in a world that she cant rise above”.” So there is a good mix of writing and color of writing on her profile, that’s always good.

Overall
HPCB’s profile is a lovely profile to see and if she could make a few adjustments, she could have one of the best. Considering to add some music and two different pictures on the three small ones could be a start. For now, we have to give HPCB a respectable score of 7/10. The grade was mainly given due to the lack of Music and picture variation. Congratulations HPCB.


bluprintzv2
Pictures
Bluprintzv2’s main picture is a simple, dark and grimy picture with a name and a quote on it. It is the kind of thing that bluprintzv2 likes, as he told us, “To an extent, I like metalic colours a lot and grimey type things like dubstep so therefore the texture of my widescreen fits me i think.” He also has a picture from Buzz Writer, Altro. It is a picture you get for completing a quiz about Bottleggers and bluprintzv2 is a 10/10 know it all. Good work on that one. He also has a very good friend of picture which we think is the best one on his profile. It’s a nice blue and very good little piece. However, he only has one picture for the three small one, major let down on that part.

Music
Another member of the no music on the profile club. Bluprintzv2 has no music and it is a little bit disappointing, he told us, “Ive never got round to it really im afraid but i'd like to have it in my profile.” well that is no reason, get out there and get some music. Your profile could improve with some music.

Writing
There is a small amount of writing on bluprintzv2’s profile, it mostly explains the rules he has such as the no loans will be given. It is a fair rule, we think. There is also a little small bit that has one thing his profile really needs, color. A sentence on the end that is multicoloured and makes you wonder where the rest of the color on his profile is.

Overall
Bluprintzv2’s profile is lacking many things, color, music and two more little pictures. If you add these thing we really do think your profile could achieve a much higher rating, but due to fact you did not have this at the time of rating, your profile receives a 5.5/10. In order to improve, you could consider bringing live to your profile, music and color. It can look a little boring at this time, and we think if you heed our words you could improve your profile.