Sunday, September 5th, 2010
Issue: 44   Editor: HowlingMadMika


Profile Reviews PoisonBullet

I’ll tell you what; a lot of people need to hurry up and sort their profiles out. Especially people with blank profiles. Don’t want to be named and shamed in the Buzz, then sort it! This week, another innocent victim...

Sometimes when I look through some of the profiles on Bootleggers until I find one worthy of review, I feel like I want to cry a river and as for a good profile... all I do is dream of you! In fairness some of the profiles that I’ve reviewed in the past are, for want of a better expression, some kind of wonderful!
Something new this week too; you can suggest profiles to me, be they good, bad or ugly (preferably not ugly)! Just bootmail me with the name of the profile you would like to be reviewed and include a few comments of your own. You could find yourself (and the mate you stitched up) in the next weeks Buzz!
Anyway on with the reviews!

P.S. Anyone feeling a distinct Michael Buble feel to my writing this week?




Name: Stiffmeister

Images:When you go onto a profile with no 300x300 you kinda get the impression the images aren’t going to be great.. and you wouldn’t be wrong. The only image sitting on his profile is a nice red 'X'... not exactly something a pro picture maker would put their name to. As I’m feeling generous I’m going to stretch the images category to include the lovely YouTube video at the bottom of his profile featuring ‘Stiffler’s moments’ and this has really upped the score. I made the effort to watch the whole thing and didn’t regret it... ‘Dildo, Dildo, Dildo!’.
Images score:
The empty abyss that is Stiffmeisters pictures were saved from an equally empty score but that YouTube video... did I already say ‘Dildo, Dildo’... yeah I did.


Music: Why is this even a category. Stiffler reckons music should ‘Suck [his] dick!’
Music score:
What? Don’t look at me like that, I can’t give him a score when there is no music.


Text: This is whereStiffmeisters profile is a little more interesting. Presented like a business website and with some very interesting content; italic black text, all fully centralised. The usually drivel about OCs and buying cars, then I saw ‘Anyone who wants to talk to me about philosophy, feel free to give me a bootmail and we can have a discussion about almost anything.’ And started to think differently about this guy... seems pretty deep. But the most intruiging part had to be when the Stiffmeister starts to talk about business propositions and how he could be very interested that got my business brain very interested (did I tell you I study Economics and Business and I got 100% in my AS levels.. no? Now you know). I’m sure as a businessman Stiffmeister will apprichiate this free marketing.
Text score: Image: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gifImage: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gifImage: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gifImage: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gif
5 out of 5 simply due to how curious I am. ‘Business Propositions’.... if only I had one!


Overall: A profile that has left me thinking... but that unfortunatally dosen’t have seemed to have much effort put into it. The combination of the two making it all the more fascinating.. God I’m so sad.
Overall score: Image: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gifImage: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gifImage: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gifImage: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/54a3f56700.gifImage: //www.blimgs.com/old/buzz/round-6/2ae11a2b25.gif