Sunday, September 19th, 2010
Issue: 46   Editor: xSean


Bootleggers Buzz Karaoke I PoisonBullet

A controversial and rare event took place this week, the shooting of BuzzLew and SeanFailKnox, much to the hilarity of the Buzz team until they had their money, experience and rank restored to them!

The Buzz team were scrambling around when two of their own were shot out of nowhere for seemingly no reason, as I’m sure their fellow HDOs were, I personally took refuge in a safehouse like a coward just in case the rampage decided to come my way. Seemingly though it was just the two of them the shooter was after, and even then I was safe... for it wasn’t being Buzz writers they were shot for, it was being HDOs! What the shooter seemingly didn’t realise when he bold as brass stated this to Moderators, somewhat idiotically, is that if HDOs are shot purely for doing their job they will have their rank and money given back! An outrage some thought in the game forum, but it is a rule... I’m sure it’s somewhere deep in the recesses of my memory, but there was a lot of anger about this.

So I thought.... what is the best way to stop people being angry; then it struck me. Karaoke.

I’ll be Revived

First I was alive
I was quite high ranked
Kept thinking I could never die
without being revived
And I spent so many nights
doing OCs and getting along
And I grew strong
And I started to rank on
and then you shot
from out of nowhere
I just logged in to find me dead
with a sad look upon my face
I should have stayed in a safehouse
I should have thrown away the key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be shooting right at me

So I signed up, with a new name,
A pretty poor one,
'cause I’ve got no ideas anymore
So you think that you can hurt me with some bullets
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I was revived
Oh as long as I answer some tickets
I know I’ll be revived
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my help to give
I’ll be revived
I’ll be revived!
Hey hey!




Just to make clear I do know they weren’t revived and were simply given back their rank and money.

The original song: