The Bootleggers Buzz is here to cover all the events on Bootleggers. And guess what? This week we witnessed... nothing. Not even a pathetic little failed shooting, just nothing. This week 32 players died. Do you know what that means? That means the florist will eventually be bankrupt is this continues. Ah well, no news means we at the Buzz have to improvise and we kind of rock at that stuff. So, what do we have for you this week?!
First of all we have an amazing article written by our loved green drunk minion; Sky. Our lovely Moderator gives an update about what is going on behind the scenes and he also answers some various questions. We at the Buzz are truly thankful for the articles written by Mika and Sky. Anyway, what else do we have this week?! A have an amazing article about the current Nation feature, written by Naamloos. Finally, we have the awesome weekly articles, such as: Mysticals Gripe, Behind The Name, Forum Post of the Week aaaand so on!
Not a huge issue, but this week I had the deadline of my thesis. Yes, that means that I now have enough time to sort everything at the Buzz, which means you will only be seeing awesome, amazing issues from now on. Capiche?! Ah well, I hope you all enjoy this issue and have a good Sunday! Oh and for some of you; be nice for your daddy!
Sky's 7,004 Characters
As part of the Elite Guard's attempt to keep everyone up to date with what's going on in these uncertain times, may I present a brief rundown on what we've been up to, what we've got planned, and some answers to your questions.
You don't want to read all the articles? You only want to read a small overview of what happened this week? We give you, The Weekly Flash! Here are this week's main stories:
ZzZzZzZ With only 32 deaths we officially witnessed the most boring week of Round 7.
Did you know? Did you know one elephant poops approximately 80 pounds a day? #Random
The Buzz presents ''The Bootleggers Organized Crime Book Of Records''! That's right! Each week we will update you with the highest/lowest/average Organized Crime vault!
The current highest vault of a one car Organized Crime: $859,270
The current lowest vault of a one car Organized Crime: $75,816
The current average vault of a one car Organized Crime: $263,778
The current highest vault of a two car Organized Crime: $526,730
The current lowest vault of a two car Organized Crime: $526,730
The current average vault of a two car Organized Crime: $526,730
The total amount of stolen money, based on Organized Crimes only, is: $277,229,676
The average vault for the state Illinois is: $174,450
The average vault for the state Michigan is: $239,534
The average vault for the state California is: $233,655
The average vault for the state New York is: $305,735
The average vault for the state Colorado is: $264,461
The average vault for the state Pennsylvania is: $295,938
The average vault for the state Louisiana is: $290,872
The average vault for the state Nevada is: $275,480
The average vault for the state New Jersey is: $281,215