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Editors note FlameS

Hello and welcome to issue sixteen of the Bootleggers Buzz.

We have a number of articles for you this week, starting out with an article from Jesteros explaining that in conjunction with Event Horizons ninth birthday they are welcoming you to join in on a celebratory game. Phantom writes a long but truly wonderful story playing the part of a gangster during a Booze Run OC.

Most importantly however Joke writes the first article introducing you to the new updates that Caboose has put into place, after this provisional release article today Joke will be following up next week about your experiences with the new updates.
I serve you up a truly awful piece on myself for those of you that may not know me that well, the article named Meet The Editor, similar to Jokes editorial last week.

Our two newest writers contribute with their first articles, Fuckle starts a new column about his views on various parts of the game and Absolute looks into the economics following the first notiously rich player this round – Moxie.

I hope you enjoy the read, please leave as much feedback as possible.

Forum Quotes of the Week Joke

The Buzz had quite a few laughs trolling the forums this week!

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A Day in the Life Phantom

One man. One car. One mission. Seventy-two hours to prove himself. To get out of the life he hated. There was only one problem. If he failed, he was going to prison. For a long time. And when he got out, he would have nothing left.

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10 Thoughts... Fuckle

A new weekly column in which I offer up a few thoughts on different things around the game.

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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Joke

Sorry, all of you new players. You can find all your answers here:

Behind The Name! CoastieII

Want to find out a little more about the Mafioso's around you? Ever wonder why someone choose their name? Or more importantly, what the best sandwich of all time is? Take a peek "Behind The Names" with me, and I'll show you.

Featured this week
Nordy2 || Xanixs || ZZZOOOZZZ

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Obituaries FlameS

Rest In Peace To The Following Deaths This Week....

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Event Horizon’s Grand Auto Theft! Jesteros

In celebration of nine years, Event Horizon is hosting a little competition! iGiggles, get ready!

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Born Under A Moxious Star Absolute

Shadow-owner of six bullet factories becomes first Notoriously Rich Bootlegger of Round 8

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Advertisement BadBorz

Joke's Weekly Jokes Joke


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Meet The Editor FlameS

Get to know a little more about me, by reading this drivel

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Extra, Extra! Read All About It! Joke

Caboose has heard your cries for a change, your pleas to bring back a helpful tool, and delivers exceedingly in style...

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Game Statistics FlameS

A Snapshot Of This Weeks Statistics

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The Weekly Flash FlameS

You don't want to read all the articles? You only want to read a small overview of what happened this week? We give you, The Weekly Flash! Here are this week's main stories:

  • Dystopian Society Wiped
    We will look to bring you a more full article for next week whilst we conduct our investigations. Initially it could be that The Syndicate directed a State from The Prophecy to shoot in retaliation of a member of Dutch Reckoning being killed.

  • Happy Birthday To You
    Happy 9th Birthday to Event Horizon! Join in on the game!

  • More Updates
    Caboose keeps up the pace by releasing more updates.

  • The Buzz presents ''The Bootleggers Organized Crime Book Of Records''!
    That's right! Each week we will update you with the highest/lowest/average Organized Crime vault!
    The current highest vault of a one car Organized Crime:$873,458
    The current lowest vault of a one car Organized Crime:$169,396
    The current average vault of a one car Organized Crime:$315,575

    The current highest vault of a two car Organized Crime:$553,381
    The current lowest vault of a two car Organized Crime:$514,982
    The current average vault of a two car Organized Crime:$534,182

    The total amount of stolen money, based on Organized Crimes only, is:$267,729,086
    The average vault for the state Illinois is:$292,594
    The average vault for the state Michigan is:$306,201
    The average vault for the state California i$301,699
    The average vault for the state New York is:$312,793
    The average vault for the state Colorado is:$306,736
    The average vault for the state Pennsylvania is:$299,995
    The average vault for the state Louisiana is:$369,163
    The average vault for the state Nevada is:$353,289
    The average vault for the state New Jersey is:$283,447

The Weekly Word Cloud Fuckle

MUM'S RatFaceRay_

The Buzz Team Joke




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If you'd like to join the Buzz, please select the 'Application' option from the drop down menu just below, and write us an example article to show us your skills!

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