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Editors note FlameS

Hello everyone and welcome to the fifteenth issue of The Bootleggers Buzz!

I must apologize for the brevity and tardiness of this week's issue with an additionally apparent lack of actual news. I'm confident I can speak for all of us on the Buzz Team when I say this week was a little too eventful outside of this game to bring you a great issue on time, and we'll work as hard as we need to in the future to prevent this from happening again.

There was a new writer to join the team again this week, Absolute, but we are still in need of more! For this issue we bring you a column about the changes over the years Phantom doles out, a pledge of objectivity in Joke's long ramble about himself, and some particularly outstanding forum quotes.

Until next week, take care!

Forum Quotes of the Week Joke

With the return of this favorite weekly article, I'd like to ask everyone to keep an eye out and submit any you see that are Buzz worthy into myself, or any other Buzz member!

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Joke's Weekly Jokes Joke

There are a lot of player submissions this week thanks to them not knowing they were going to be in the Buzz!

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Obituaries Joke

You know there ain't no rest for wicked...

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Letters to the Editor Joke

A premier inclusion of potentially weekly messages to the editor(s).

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Column: The Olde and the Newe Phantom

Giving honor where honor is due.. A quick glance into the 'Bootleggers of Old', and the 'Bootleggers of New.'

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Once Upon A Time FlameS

A Nostalgic Travel Back Through Time With The Buzz

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Game Statistics FlameS

A Snapshot Of The Weeks Statistics

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The Editorial Joke

I walk the thin line of either being self-absorbed, or just open to honestly give you an insight of where I'm coming from in a long rambling

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I Know You Know You Want To! Joke

The Weekly Flash FlameS

You don't want to read all the articles? You only want to read a small overview of what happened this week? We give you, The Weekly Flash! Here are this week's main stories:

  • Death Valley Get Used to Death
    The now long ranked members of recently wiped Death Valley get shot at again.

  • Ascension ascents again, then decends again
    Ascension of The Sacred Empire was boosted back to Legendary Don after being recently killed, unfortunately he was killed again soon after.

  • Caboose, playing games again
    Caboose entertains us with another unique game, the winner recieved a police car and an OC with the moderator.

  • The Buzz presents ''The Bootleggers Organized Crime Book Of Records''!
    That's right! Each week we will update you with the highest/lowest/average Organized Crime vault!
    The current highest vault of a one car Organized Crime:$1,031,626
    The current lowest vault of a one car Organized Crime:$164,757
    The current average vault of a one car Organized Crime:$302,066

    The current highest vault of a two car Organized Crime:$609,233
    The current lowest vault of a two car Organized Crime:$396,862
    The current average vault of a two car Organized Crime:$496,543

    The total amount of stolen money, based on Organized Crimes only, is:$282,497,557
    The average vault for the state Illinois is:$290,455
    The average vault for the state Michigan is:$317,100
    The average vault for the state California i$292,649
    The average vault for the state New York is:$305,464
    The average vault for the state Colorado is:$299,865
    The average vault for the state Pennsylvania is:$303,829
    The average vault for the state Louisiana is:$346,258
    The average vault for the state Nevada is:$308,544
    The average vault for the state New Jersey is:$262,967

The Weekly Word Cloud Joke

Freelance Articles Joke

A Little Something I Wrote... Shogun

Short story, or long joke, not sure which...

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Hmmmmmm RatFaceRay_

Corrections Joke

There were unfortunately a few mistakes made last week worth mentioning.

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The Buzz Team Joke




As always, we need more writers!
If you'd like to join the Buzz, simply select the 'Application' option from the drop down menu just below, and write us an example article to show us your skills!

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